The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.

Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"

by Jason Haliwell and Katreena Hellfire August 19, 2006

The Raging Boner

A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.

-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?

-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.

by Tities McTotfuck December 17, 2007

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

I MISS THE RAGE

Most Fire Hook

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Friend 1: wassup

Friend 2: I MISS THE RAGE

by uvuboy446 May 31, 2021

The ragdoll spit

Have a girl suck your sick, then knock her out while the cum is still in her mouth, then proceed to swing her around till the cum drips out, there, now you have done the ragdoll spit

Guy 1: hey! I did the ragdoll spit on my girl last night!

Guy 2: oh cool, how did it work out?

Guy 1: she called 911 on me and accused me of rape.

Guy 2: oh cool, bye!

by Jack ingof February 16, 2020

all the rage now a days

Something that is stupid that has become popular

dabbing is all the rage now a days

by Thedabking January 4, 2017

All The Rage

A crappy new clothing line owned by 2 band groupies named Christine and Caroline and one of their friends.

person 1: did you hear that those stupid groupie girls started a clothing line named all the rage??

person 2: YEAH! i hate christine and caroline! there SUCH WHORES! if they didn't spend so much time fucking Alex Gaskarth and checking their myspaces they could have real jobs and make real money!

Christine and Caroline: UGH! your just jelous alright guys?! your just jelous that you dont know how to create myspaces and make designs on microsoft paint! or fuck Alex Gaskarth! and STALK BANDS!

person 1 and 2: yeah your right. were TOTALLY just jelous.

by whore detector March 19, 2009