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This show is founded by the Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg and is hosted by many well known reporters like Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow
Gloria Borger just exposed Ninja on Pew News
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When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.

If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.
I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.
by AugDog May 12, 2009
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A kindergarden school shooter
Lil' Timmy:Mom! Johnny became an education pew pew man and pew'd all my friends!
by shyguy1824 February 9, 2018
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Pew news is the only reliable news organization out there besides fox news coming in a close second.
Last night i watched pew news right after fox news.
by noahryememe January 25, 2019
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The experience of recalling memories upon smelling an odor one has smelled before. Odors causing this experience are generally strong and often unplesant.
A woman came into my office today and gave me deja pew. Her perfume made me think of my junior high dance 35 years ago!
by Brian Huneke December 21, 2003
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when a person gets jilted at the alter during a wedding on one or more occasion.
she's been jilted again, she's a total pew face!
by Keefe August 16, 2006
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