Jake

A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.

Jake is a tool

by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

jake

is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..

have you seen kristen's jake?

by kristen.carter.26 December 16, 2008

Jake

A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.

Jake your so funny

by anonymous November 9, 2020

jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

by Dillon Robert November 7, 2015

Jake

a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.

look at him, he must be jake

by pot noodle July 28, 2008

jakes

1.A street slang for pigs , feds,or any other kind of ilumminati driven snakes.
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"

*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"

Here comes the JAKES red alert; They got trampled on; A COP lost one arm; Kilarmy still live on stage during Red Dawn; Hey yo where's the obsticle, anythings possible; Allah sees everything kid, check the optical.

by Gggg G-Unit December 3, 2003

jake

The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

by jjmcphee007 April 17, 2009