manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
by Angry@men November 2, 2010
Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"
Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
by EspritDC August 30, 2011
by NIGGER NUGGET October 25, 2018
Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!
Me: What are talking about?
Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!
Me: What's asshole.com?
Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!
Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?
Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
Me: What are talking about?
Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!
Me: What's asshole.com?
Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!
Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?
Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
by lazy, worthless faggot December 7, 2005
When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke
Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"
Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020
by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022
by Magnum dong125 June 20, 2019