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caveman

When a drunk girl or guy drags someone into the bathroom at a bar to make out / fuck / whatever. Usually in a seedy dive bar men's bathroom, where there's some chick in the background doing coke.
Girl #1: Dude, did you see Krista? She just totally pulled a caveman and dragged that dude in that bathroom.
Girl #2: Ew, I saw someone doing coke in there earlier.
by DDubsss September 27, 2010
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Teenage Caveman

Cheesy, usually to describe any form of entertainment as being fecal material in a funny way, cheesy, and crappy.

Such as movies, books, songs, etc.
Flanders: Man that movie was so Teenage Caveman

Nerdy Kid with bad grades: NO space meat 217 was the best since Spy Kids 2

Flanders: Ughh I think I'll head out to northhill bakery and listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel
by lllarry February 4, 2010
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caveman snow

a dank ass weed with light blue coloration
may be covered in white snowflake like clusters of thc
some of the best weed around
dylan: yo homie dat shiz the dank
matt: yeah my homeslice i smoke is the blue now
micheal: yo dis shit is the caveman snow
by icecoldmatt December 8, 2007
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Caveman Slap

The act of shitting in the pocket your hand. Followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands.
"Tilly was extremely upset about the Caveman Slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid."

"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."
by Dal-Dal October 11, 2006
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Caveman spongebob

Caveman spongebob is one of the new memes that became a meme about the same time dat boi did. It is used to describe surprising moments. It is taken from the episode of spongebob when squidward goes into the past.
When you don't do your chores and mom opens the front door. Insert Caveman SpongeBob here
by Palogon June 30, 2016
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Reverse Caveman

When a cave-lady drags a caveman by the beard back to the cave for sex.
Don't make me reverse caveman you right now.
by Kelllissa June 23, 2013
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NOLO the caveman

Nolo the caveman is a rare species. When you see him you should be quiet and calm, but you should also hide your girlfriend. Nolo the caveman is very attractive and bitches love his hair. Nolo gets tons of Bitches and if he want he gets your Girl.
Who fucked you Girl?
It was NOLO the caveman!
by CuntDestroyer_44 February 1, 2021
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