Bear

1. Animal that will maul you to peices
2.childrens stuffed toy, because why not

Why the fuck did you look bear up on an urban dictionary anyway? Are you stupid?

by Jaraden LunO December 1, 2016

Bear

Large mammals dedicated to human extinction.

Bears side with terroists.

by bigshow8891 September 28, 2006

Bears

Australian Slang for Boobs

Check out those awesome bears!

by Sezehl July 26, 2010

Bears

bearpolar beargrizzlycubwolfotterleatherbeer bustlumber jackdaddysirhairystockyburlysirly(noun).A group (pack) of stocky hairy(fuzzy) men usually sporting beards and beer bellys. Leather or lumberjack gear optional. Akin to leather bars and gay country bars. Pass times usually include playing pool, watching football, drinking beer and of course snuggling.

Dave: Hey, wanna go to the beer bust at the Wrangler?

Mike: Sure, no shortage of heat mingling in a sea of bears there.

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

bear

From the UK often used by Kevs as an adjective to descibe something. Bear = Very, Really, absolutley

Those Rockports are Bear Mint.
That is Bear raving.....You prick!

by Dan Richards (Kev hater) June 30, 2004

bear

Some one who is asexual, not in their gender but their sexual orientation. A person who is not attracted to guys, girls, or anything thereof... Bears usually do not register attractivness, hottness, like talking about sexual topics, think the "hot" guy in school is "hot," or have a desire for any sort of sexual activity. Bears are not very common, in fact less than 1% percent of the US population are true bears. Being a bear is in no way a negative; nor does the term bear have any negative conotation.

"Are you gay or straight?"
"Neither, I'm a bear."

by IMABEAR!!!! December 8, 2009

Bear

A Bear is a large, burly homosexual man who likes to punish and sodomize smaller men called "man slaves" or just "slaves" for short. Bears typically are into motorcycles(Biker Bears) Tools and fixing things, Hunting and fishing, sports and anything else rugged and manly really. Bears can't really be called gay, they are just so manly that they don't like women. Bears tend to almost ALWAYS have shaved heads and big beards, they tend to dress in leather jackets, flanel shirts, jeans and anyother manly attire. Bears typically listen to hard rock and old school Metal like Motorhead, Judas Priest, Manowar and Slayer ect. A good example of what a typical bear looks like would be Kerry King of slayer.

"Hey man, lets go to home-depo and go Bear spotting!"

"Dude, Kerry King is such a freakin' bear!"

by Baron Von Bitch-slap November 27, 2004