lad in the back

When you are a girl and always going to be in the friendzone because you are such good friends with the guys. It's as opposed to being a lady in the front, which everyone knows is the position where the girlfriend sits when the guy drives.

I'm always going to be a lad in the back, but never the lady in the front

by bababanananaaaa August 1, 2019

up the back

to bang someone in the ass.

She said to me, "You can go up the front or up the back."

And I thought to myself, sweet, this chick wants me to bang her in the ass.

by Nick April 23, 2005

in the back seat

When you see a extremely attractive person, but you want to be discrete about it. You basiclly want to fuck them in the back seat.

Sam: Man, check out Sara! I wanna take a nibble out of her!
Chris: In the back seat, fosho.

by S-G-DAWG December 19, 2008

in the back

Where every store owner keeps your size.

Excuse me. Do you have a size 7 of this in the back?

by Evenfiber1068 December 14, 2014

In the back of a car!

A phrase that turns something simple, into a sexual joke. Kind of like "that's what she said" but just better. It is the next best thing, and is one of the most flexible jokes.

Girl: Aww.... my fortune cookie says I'm gonna have bad luck!!!
Boy: In the back of a car!!!

In a fight.

Don't mess with me!!!!

IN THE BACK OF A CAR!!

guy 1: Let's get this started!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 3: In the back of a car!

by Hide_and_Seek August 7, 2012

Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007

hit the back of it

When yo man is pumpin' away and you're getting close to climax and he roughly inserts his penis and holds it inside your vagina for as long and as hard he can.

harder, harder, faster...OMG please just fucking hit the back of it, Dan!!

by Met your knees September 28, 2017