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A sexual position on which 2 horses rummage through an elliptical drawer in hopes of finding a canister of mustard gas in order to end their own miserable lives. As this process occurs, a cowboy strips himself of every last article of clothing and unpacks his unholy meat clobber. The horses, in an instant, turn around and get into “the” formation (which implies a reverse 69 in which one horse lays on the back of the other). This enables the wretched cowboy to tie his salami around the “the’d” horses and run off into the sunset, dragging the horses behind him, and all the while leaving a trail of golden-specked man mustard. As the trio ascend to heaven, they are judged and ultimately accepted by god for who they are. A tear forms in your eye as you currently right now instantaneously remember your previous life as a horse. In fact, I was the other horse dragged alongside you through rough terrains and material landscapes. “The”, to me, is a reminder of the difficulties in life which ultimately bring us salvation.
Horse 1: kms?
Horse 2: bet.

Publicly indecent yet rather girthed up cowboy: not so fast……

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by Cumsation March 23, 2023
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The

The is a popular word used in many sentences , you probably say it at least 5 times a day

The first sentence that is in the sentence section is pronounced TH

The second sentence that is in the sentence section is pronounced THEE
"The" dog is sitting on a bench, or , That is "the" phone I want
by Łēmøň December 11, 2021
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The

Pointless word we use as a placeholder when we don't know what to say like in a title such as the three musketeers why not three musketeers
The.
by Themumblerapper November 16, 2022
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The

by Hehaaaaa August 6, 2017
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The

Let’s use the word the
by alannah_awesome April 17, 2019
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The

Why would you look this up
You’d be fucking retarded if you look up THE word THE.
by I am waisting my time March 24, 2019
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The

Danny: Do you want to do the?
Leonardo: Yes
mugGet the Themug.

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