Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

nubble space telescope

having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.

he's lagging so badly he could be a nubble space telescope

by moon August 1, 2004

busted tees

A t-shirt company advertising on Urban Dictionary. The slogans on the shirts are silly, but it is worth noting that they are SUPPOSED to be. They might as well make a shirt that says:

"I know this shirt is stupid, you don't have to tell me".

Apparently lots of people don't like the shirts at all. See example:

Jim: Hey Joe, where did you get that silly silly shirt?
Joe: From busted tees, a website advertised on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: oh! What's Urban Dictionary?
Joe: It's this website that has definitions of the parts of language not found in real dictionaries, or, "slang".
Jim: That's stupid, so is your shirt.
Joe: yeah, that's the point, dickwad.
Jim: What does "dickwad" mean?
Joe: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by dougdougdoug September 2, 2007

Teesh

A word exclusively used in Hawick in the Scottish Borders meaning fantastic, brilliant, perfect.

"I had a great time last night - the band were teesh"

by teribus July 1, 2009

Telesync

A 'professional' bootleg camera job with direct sound. Wherein a VCD pirating group sends a cammer to a cinema with camera and wireless mic's. Cammer attaches wireless mics to speakers, videotapes the image off the cinema screen and goes and rips a/v to his computer and encodes and disseminates through the internet.

Asian versions of telesyncs are called silvers
Non-direct sound or overall shitty quality telesyncs are often refered to as cams.

Centropy and TCR release some of the best telesyncs on the scene right now. FTF and UMS release the worst.

by Murd0c November 14, 2003

taves

The most awesomely, talented attribute that any human being can ever receive. Only receivable from The Lord God Almighty Himself.

Did you see Peter beat Guitar Hero on expert!? I know, he's got the taves!!!!

Do you have the taves?

by Frogtown_Mafia May 3, 2008

hubble telescope

the best astronomy tool. ever.

I am doing my History Day project on the HST

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005