mouth-tetris

When a blow-job is performed in which two or more penises are inserted into the mouth. This act can also be performed using similarly phallic objects.

"also, i can fit 21 baby carrots in my mouth. don't test me, i did it. one big game of mouth-tetris."

by William Fisher January 9, 2009

bacon tetris

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.

I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.

by skunkhead69 May 14, 2013

Tetris Shot

A Shot For when You accidentally Stab yourself with a Rotating L, S, T or Square, which play the song Korobeiniki.

(The shot has no effect on Tetris Attack)

"Well After I tried to put the L in the row, it fell on me and I needed to get a Tetris Shot."

by Alpha_The_Rebel August 4, 2009

Trailer Tetris

The act of rearranging your misshappen boxes in your moving trailer, attempting to acheive optimal packing density.

"aw, shit, look at all the stuff we gotta fit in here. We're going to be playing trailer tetris in no time".
"yeah, do do do doo, man.. <tetris theme>".

by Dohman November 6, 2009

prius tetris

When driving a Prius, you can view a bar-graph of your fuel consumption over the past 30 minutes. A "prius tetris" is when you go five consecutive minutes (or more) at 99.9 miles per gallon. This shows on your bar-graph as a long, straight bar, similar to the four-high bars in Tetris.

No wonder you don't need any gas! You're always getting a prius tetris!

by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 10, 2009

garbage tetris

When you know the trash can is full well beyond the point of needing to be emptied, but you still try to fit whatever you can into it, by fitting it in like a game of tetris.

Me: Quit playing garbage tetris, and just empty the trash can out.
You: God, I hate this.

by Hgray January 27, 2010

locker tetris

The act of having arrange and position many items in a locker or other small spaces in order to get the door of said small space to close. Usually the result of disorganization

Teacher: Jimmy why are you late?
Jimmy: I'm sorry, I had to spend 20 minutes playing locker tetris
Teacher: Ah, I see. Well, go to your seat then

by TetrisFreak May 4, 2011