Turd Tethered

When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.

I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.

by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011

Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.

"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"

by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021

Teterboro

An airport located in north east New jersey.

Only rich people or important people fly in and out of here

The airport is located across the street from a school, said school has alot of creativity most likely from the jet fuel getting the students high and coming up with vivid ideas

Oh look the plane Is landing in teterboro

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

tenther

A self-defined constitutional "scholar" who claims that the tenth amendment granting authority to state governments, effectively makes all federal laws unconstitutional, or at least ones that he doesn't like.

"Health care isn't mentioned in the constitution, so it must be unconstitutional."

"What about voting rights, product safety codes and the federal highway system?"

"Obama isn't trying to change those, so I suppose they're alright."

"So you're a tenther then."

by daecon August 28, 2009

tytherington high school

An absolute hell hole filled with bad uniforms loads of homework and everything else you could think of

Tytherington high school is a waste of 7 years

by Ben Dover 101 November 3, 2019

Child Rapist Teaher

Someone who rapes students.

A teacher (mrs. Funk) might stare at your ass while you are leaning over. Or (Mr Mantoni) will rub his ass on you.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

teather

General term for a skank, slut, whore.

Hey! Look at that teather over there!
I bet she fucks on the first date!
Go ask her what her name is!

by jimmy1peppers July 13, 2009