tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.

You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

Testy Pussies

1. An impatient, and somewhat bad tempered group of weak or cowardly boys or men.

2. An easily irritated group of cats.

1. When we scored that game winning goal, the other team bemoaned and turned into a bunch of Testy Pussies. Hey Testy Pussies - fuck you!

2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.

by Laser the Bearer of Truth June 7, 2024

TESTI-FACTS

HAVING A TESTIMONY WITH FACTS TO PROVE

TATIANA HAS TESTI-FACTS THAT LAVINIA IS A EXCELLENT COOK

by The swirl November 8, 2022

Testy

A male who has grown irritable because his balls are full.

Sorry if i’m a bit testy, i’m sitting on my balls.

by Mory Riller September 26, 2019

festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 11, 2014

Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.

John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...

by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021