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Cueball Testys

Cueball testys is similar to diamond hands and relates to stock trading or gambling. Prior to holding a stock, you have cueball sized testys when making a very risky but highly profitable option or stock purchase. This can also relate to a very large wager while gambling.
Adam you have huge cueball testys for buying the GME call for $3400.
by EnglishMajor10 March 11, 2021
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festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.
I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.
by ClawGee April 11, 2014
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Testy

A male who has grown irritable because his balls are full.
Sorry if i’m a bit testy, i’m sitting on my balls.
by Mory Riller September 26, 2019
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Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.
i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe
by rieyin July 8, 2011
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Dick and testi torture

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022
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Testi Tussle

The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.
"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."
by SMAMSMUNG January 8, 2024
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Testies

when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"
Last night she had squeezed my testies.
by plz eat me January 31, 2020
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