Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018

testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.

John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.

by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011

testicle fortitude

means having balls, bravery, courage

if ya wanna win, u bettah reach down and grab for sum testicle fortitude

by Inflame November 23, 2003

testicle stomp

An act of rejection. The male scrotum is placed on a flat and solid surface and another person with strong footgear leaps on it at full power, at best landing with the heel directly on the target.

Usually performed by dominatrixes or outraged boxers (i.e. Mike Tyson).

Sandy puts so much emphasis on her testicle stomp, it really hurts.

I'm gonna eat your children and stomp on their testicles!

by pyro August 9, 2004

testicle shitting rectal wart

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.

yo, thats one nasty testicle shitting rectal wart!!

by daniel divorice November 17, 2003

TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down

Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!

by Kay April 4, 2003

Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).

He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.

by Herovillain December 2, 2010