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tensor

Repeated tensing and relaxing of the anal sphincter.

This can indicate excitement or dismay.
My boss was so excited about the new project idea I think he was getting tensor.

When dogs stretch they get tensor.
by Heywood Jablowmi October 8, 2003
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tesão

Portuguese slang for an erection, a hard-on. In Brazil, it is also used when you find something or someone particularly exciting and pleasant.
Estava com uma tesão que nem me aguentava. - I had such a hard-on I didn't know what to do with myself.
by kakihara June 21, 2006
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Tenorline

hot sexy guys who play the quad or tenors in a drumline, there the coolest ever, and have harder parts
Look at the tenorline.
by Omar guz October 6, 2008
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Tenoch

Tenoch's are extremely sweet. They might be a shy person if you aren't friends with them but if you are, they're the best person you'll ever meet. Tenoch's will always be there for you even if you are mad at them. You'll love them forever.
"Omg! I love Tenoch!"
by jadi is real March 14, 2019
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tescohead

sum1 who hangs outside tesco's with there 'homeboys n girls', wears trackkies hangs outside any tesco extra, tesco express, tesco metro, tesco petrol stations.
tara's a tescohead as she hangs outside tescos express with her 'crew'
by joey1989 October 3, 2006
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Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"
by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006
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Tenor sax

The Tenor Saxophone is an all around cool instument. It is a favored Jazz instrument and has a high range of notes playable on it. The girls that play tenor are usually a bit sarcastic and just awesome to be around. The guys that play tenor tend to get a bit cocky but should always know any girl playing tenor will always be better than them.
Boy 1: "Hey did you see that sax player?"
Boy 2: "Yeah I did! I didn't even know that a girl could play a tenor saxophone that well till now."
Tenor Girl: "Yeah well you better believe it!"
Boy 1: "And here I was thinking the saxophone was for men...."
by NerdGirlUnseen August 24, 2016
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