tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

Tennessee log jammer

2-3 men stand on a ladder with a Male or female participant laying at the bottom. The first man shits, then the second, and so on until all logs have been dropped on the participant at the bottom. Some logs will collide causing a jam.

Last week Frank and Eddie told Martha they needed to borrow a ladder for the neighbor so they could fulfill her dream of a Tennessee log jammer.

by JPBatz May 22, 2019

tennessee tumbleweed

plastic shopping bag (walmart style) blowing down the road as litter.

that d@mn tennessee tumbleweed blew on to my motorcycle helmet and made me wreck.

by judge888 May 26, 2009

Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

tennessee trotline

dragging your unclean asshole across a whore's stomach while titty fucking her.

jenny knew she was tennessee trotlined when she woke up with a poop streak across her tummy.

teresa was very sick when she realized bill ran the reverse tennessee trotline across her face.

after eating chimichangas ranchas donald set out the tennessee trotline while leaving a pearl necklace on teresa.

by mike hatfield June 4, 2007

Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina

She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo

by nu88y December 10, 2012

Tennessee Wipedown

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.

"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."

by magic_pie July 17, 2012