Rusty Telescope

After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope

Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.

by Cworth28 April 20, 2009

Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

Telus

Fucking Gay Ass Company because you have to Pay for incoming Text Messages

Telus Sucks Ass!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Telsa

Someone who even though doesn't know it, is gorgeous. She is very caring and kind and will always put her friends and family in front of herself. She falls for guys hard and it takes her a while to get over someone. A lot of fun to be around and always brings a smile to your face. Not a lot of people know her because she is shy but once you get to know her it is impossible to forget her. Has an amazing laugh that catches everyone's attention. Her hair is out of control but is very beautiful. She is different from any other girl that you know so never let her go once you get a Telsa.

"Who's that?"

"That's Telsa!"

"That girl is gorgeous!"
"Ya that's Telsa!"

"That girl is an amazing person!"
"She must be a Telsa!"

by Trevsbug October 20, 2013

TELFS

can mean good or bad.

comes from Telfs, A relitavely unkown guy from yorkshire, Uk.

"thats a telfs of a CD", "It's TelfsTASTIC"

by Culprit December 22, 2004

telesnacker

Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.

Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this morning.

Man Nick is a total telesnacker you should of heard him chewing my ear off today.

by Wes Stone March 10, 2008

telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.

collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.

by monpriere August 30, 2010