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by Debskelly1985 July 23, 2023
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Telly

I need to get on the telly with my mother before she gets mad.
by Taycray January 6, 2021
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Chantelle (Telly)

Chantelle... she is an amazing human with a unique heart who can always make u smile in any way. Her determination and power to focus is famous. She is a music digger and has an impecable and unique ear for all music. When she selects music for people to hear she get's deep in her bag and put's a lot of thought. She doesn't dissapoint cause she's always in her bag. She is an old soul. She dances and flows like there isn't a care in the world in the rain. She's all fun but also kind of dark but mostly light. She enjoys funny puns here and there so her sense of humor is elite. She love's art in all forms. She's loyal and a beautiful person inside and out. A true beauty with a huge heart. Last thing... she's a total simp for reciprocated simpin, so treat her right or you'll have an army of people on your neck.

To know a Telly as a friend, you'll know true friendship.
Chantelle (Telly) is a Simp, and that's not a bad thing because in what world is being a simp a bad thing. You must not be a Romantic at heart.

If y'all want Telly to turn up for her Birthday, break out the Prosecco! lmao *tears

"How am I supposed to go to sleep with all these bangers!" said Telly.
by iSpeakRick January 17, 2022
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Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.
I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.
by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011
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Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.
Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!
by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023
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Tellis

Tellis is a very lovable person. He is a person that won't judge you, so don't think about judging him. He is someone that's going to care for you when you're at your lowest. You can love Tellis and you can hate Tellis, but I'm pretty sure you're going to love him. I love Tellis. I think you should be friends with Tellis.
Person 1: Who's That
Person 2: That's Tellis
Person 1: I wanna talk to Tellis
Person 2: Go ahead
by Iamtherealvvv June 1, 2023
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