Texas Saddlebag

The act of ejaculating into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner's head. The question of wether it's during sex or not is your choice.

My husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a Texas Saddlebag!

by HeWhoShantbeNamed January 15, 2011

SouthWest Texas State

The most bad ass school West of the mississippi

Damn, I am not cool enought to go to SWT, I guess my punk ass better go to A&M

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Texas Spine-Buster

While on a bed, go into a standing 69 with your partner, then proceed to powerbomb her off the bed onto the floor, usually severing the spine.

We were in a standing 69, so I gave the bitch a Texas Spine-Buster

by Senor Bitchwak August 6, 2006

Texas Spider Bite

when a girl leaves a hickey on your dick

Dude she sucked so hard it left a texas spider bite

by Dukenasty November 22, 2005

texas sucks

It's what everyone says about texas

everyone says texas sucks

by irvinesucks January 9, 2008

hooking up Texas style

To fuck, the most legit of all hook ups.

Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.

by Carla omg December 7, 2005

Texas Scramble

A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls

i gave my wife a dirty texas scramble

by OllieTheolive February 2, 2009