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Teflon management

The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.

Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
by krewer May 24, 2009
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Teflon tape

Plumber's tape. Used for water-proofing threads.
"Bob, after you pull up my pants, hand me that Teflon tape"
by idk_no_dave May 10, 2016
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teflon idiots

People who think they are clever and believe their incoherent rambling is insightful and factual but to the contrary is lacking in depth or information. These people believe they have always won a debate because they are the last one left in the conversation once everyone else has left out of exasperation filling them with a sense of victory.
I spent 45 minutes explaining to Beth why the dress is actually black and blue but she still believes it's white and gold, she's just one of those teflon idiots.
by Brit'ish November 27, 2016
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Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.
The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.
The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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Tetelo

Tetelo is a shy out going girl. She can be rude at times but that only happens when someone decides to be stupid or they provoked her. Everyone needs a Tetelo in her life for is she the realest friend you'll ever have. If you have a Tetelo in your life keep her
by Www.com November 22, 2021
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teflora

Very beautiful person with a kind heart,humble and very loving.She is also caring as well
Teflora
by Vani003 November 28, 2021
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