Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.

Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker”
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester

by User173842066669 January 1, 2023

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.

These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.

by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025