Teapot

One of the Suzuki GSX-F range of motorbikes, so called because the early models looked like teapots.

GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.

Yank: "I got me a Katana!"
Everyone else: "No, seppo, you've got a Teapot."

by Antiseptic January 5, 2008

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teapot troll

a middle aged woman, usually over 50, in a position with either some form of middling power (like head of a condo board or manager of an office or something) or local neighbourhood busybody, who uses the faux friendliness of having tea as an underhanded way of gathering information about you and your life so she can use it to fuck you over in some capacity in the future. These types of women are pathetic excuses for human beings and will shock you with the lows to which they will stoop to harm you yet will move mountains to obscure their devious intentions. Their main technique is a completely fake friendly exterior and extortations that they really care about you. They do not. They act this way to earn your trust so they can get you to disclose things about yourself you otherwise would not. These type of women are poison and their intentions are full on to harm you. Do everything you can to rid yourself of the stench of the filth this traitorous type of trash will leave upon you. It goes without saying they are not worth being given time or space in your life. If you have to have involvement with a teapot troll, you are one poor motherfucker and my heart goes out to you. Similar to teapot dictator, except teapot troll involves the more underhanded techniques described above.

What a teapot troll that old crone is....and she thinks she can fool people with her schtick. Pathetic.

by ChickPhilA December 16, 2019

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tickle the teapot

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

by meowneo November 19, 2013

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Teapot

Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).

Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."

Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."

"That guy is such a teapot."

by Hey Man Dude June 21, 2013

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