boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.

I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!

by blake allen June 24, 2008

boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.

The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.

by blake allen June 24, 2008

jasterbate

when japanese people get together for a masturbating ritual this is called a jasterbate.

"dude he tried to get me in his jasterbate party!"

by jessica rodriguez January 5, 2008

rasterbate

To spend to much time on the Internet or the computer turning a whiter shade of pale.

Example of Rasterbate | Go outside every once in a while before your brain starts to rot from too much rasterbating.

by j2p September 24, 2005

taterbater

a nonhandicapped person that has relationships or sex with handicapped people of all kinds

The Clinton's And obamas are taterbaters

by elsa'sfriend April 20, 2018

Taterbate

When a bourbon collector masterbates while viewing their bourbon collection.

I'm going to go home, look at my Blanton's and taterbate.

by Tater-Bater August 24, 2023

Taserdate

An incredibly attractive member of the opposite sex who is so repugnant in personality that they must be tasered to make physical contact tolerable.

"I would totally taserdate Kim Kardashian!"

by Testcase August 27, 2012