Shit-Tanked

Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.

"I don't remember anything from last night," "Yeah, you were shit-tanked"

by E-Money Williams May 12, 2007

Tanner

Fucks like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever.

Wow last night i had sex with a tanner. My room was soaked!

by Mr.Bo-jakels April 19, 2009

tanedo

an asian superhero who tends to pick up chicks on various church related outtings

"hey, look at that tanedo. he's picking up another chick."

by brbloljk July 26, 2006

tanked

when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.

Kelly got tanked last night.

by holyroman April 18, 2005

Tanner Story

a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."

Example of a Tanner Story:

This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.

by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009

Biff Tannen

The sexual maneuver in which a man uses the head of his erect penis to vigorously knock three times on his partner's forehead and then exclaim "Hello?! McFly?!", in reference to Back to the Future Part II.

"I Biff Tannen'd her so hard I put a dent in her skull and now there's blood when I urinate."

by Rick James, nigga December 6, 2009

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013