we need to talk

1) The preamble to a serious conversation.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.

Bernadine: Howard, we need to talk.
Howard: Oh shit.

by Reverend Chaos January 13, 2004

Ted talk

A conference, a lecture. Mostly used when no one asks anything, but you randomly start talking. You can be serious or faking seriousness for humor, it is used at the end of the last sentence to make the speech seem less serious.

I am more maniac than you think. I have 3 big pillows with 3 different functions that are totally not related to their original function and I can't sleep without them. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

by A kid from yesterday March 19, 2019

Taekook

the cutest couple in the whole wide world

person a : Oh my god Taekook is thriving!
person b : They are such a cute couple!

by taetaeta March 19, 2019

Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

talk down

To talk someone down is to speak to them in a soothing voice in an attempt to calm them down, especially when they're vomit-drunk or having a bad trip. This usually takes place behind or next to the person having a bad trip, in front of a bathroom mirror in a stranger's house while your best friend is curled up in a ball in the bathtub and someone already has the toilet.

I wanted to roll over and die after the third hit, but thanks to Derek talking me down I was okay.

She should be alright after a good talk down.

by anglosaxophone October 25, 2015

Talk your shit

It basically means talk the shit you’ve been wanting to say for ages to whoever whatever whenever

“Yes girl talk your shit tell that boy what’s good”

by jonah from tonga February 1, 2020

all talk

Someone who builds him or herself up with a bunch of talk, but can never back up anything he or she says.

"...and then I surfed down the volcano on a piece of scrap metal, while shooting indians and alligators with my bow and arrow. All of a sudden I saw this really hot girl stuck in a tree, naked, with a pack of hungry gorillas after her, so I swung from a vine and grabbed her, then I jumped onto a passing helicopter. But the helicopter landed in Iraq and Osama bin Laden started chasing us. He shot me but I reflected the bullet off the piece of scrap metal and it ricocheted back and killed him. Then I carried her across the border and all the way to France. Where we got a hotel room and I banged her. Indabutt."
"Shut up bitch. You're all talk."

by Nick D October 29, 2003