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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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They tell us not to take you seriously

Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Some Chick "They tell us not to take you seriously."

Hym "Yeah, they are just stalling. And really they are just doubling down on not taking me seriously initially. They didn't think I would make the AI. So they tried to hoist me on my own petard.... But I'm basically Shaw from X men: first class and I just absorbed the explosion... And now they don't want to have to admit they were and are wrong. Until I start milling you all out they are just going to keep pretending. So... I guess..."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.
I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.
by Krashski October 15, 2018
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Take You to Arby's

Take You to Arby's (verb) - A request from a female to have cunninlingus performed on her, as the terminology relates to the bun being a euphemism for the outer labia, whereas the roast beef is synonymous with the inner labia.
Take You to Arby's: (verb) - "I know you be hungry so Imma take you Take You to Arby's!" - Take You to Arby's...Arby's, girl!
by LG Himself January 27, 2022
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take you thru Thea

Intends with sexual inter course
I’ll take you thru Thea
by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022
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I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
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I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan
by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025
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