verb: when two males cum in a partners ears usally preformed on prostitutes in the southwestern part of Turkey where the unemployment rate is highest due to the lack of agrecultural development.
by theXW0lf September 06, 2009
by spankdaddy October 03, 2011
A phrase used to describe something chaotic, hectic, or difficult to understand. Thought to have originated in lower Alabama, perhaps in Baldwin or Mobile county.
"College is such a Turkish Gameshow"
Girl 1: "How is the trip so far?"
Girl 2: "It's like a Turkish Gameshow. My family is so crazy."
Girl 1: "How is the trip so far?"
Girl 2: "It's like a Turkish Gameshow. My family is so crazy."
by fbgLyre September 09, 2010
in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."
"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 02, 2007
After a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled anal penetration, partner A removes the feces covered semen filled condom from the still engorged member of partner B. Upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. Hilarity ensues
Ben pulled out of Jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.
by *samIam* January 04, 2008
Commonly used in tech and IT. A term for when one party changes already agreed upon terms or conditions or otherwise lies if there is a chance for them to exploit or gain something at the cost of the other party.
The company had agreed on a price for the new program, but upon learning how important it was for us they gave us a turkish hug by demanding more and more money for the finished product.
by Aialam July 08, 2023
the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.
doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.
by turkincanada May 03, 2009