Cosmo Fuck Tips

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.

Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

tripstipation

A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroom.

Scott: I haven't pooped since I left home four days ago.

Sunshine: Oh my heck! It looks like you've got a little tripstipation.

by Braegger July 6, 2007

Tipsy Teeth

The state when someone has been drinking and their teeth begin to feel strange and numb.

Jim - Ahh man this booze sucks, i'll need about ten glasses to get drunk
Oli - works for me, ive already got tipsy teeth

by Kermit123 May 29, 2009

tipsyfucked

Getting absolutely fucked up, as in drunk.

English version of Crunked

Katy loves getting Tipsyfucked

by Rickyboy1990 March 12, 2010

tipsolo

When you spend the day drinking alone and get a nice buzz on.
You get tipsy by yourself

ex: I spent the day drinking mimosas and got tipsolo.

by chappee99 September 15, 2015

Tsitse

Living in an unique way highly assosiated with vegan lifestyle

Nowadays people tend to become more tsitse in their own ways

by ilias_gr4 October 19, 2019

Bologna Tips

(v) Two men mashing their dickheads together inside a rolled-up piece of lunch meat.

Rusty and Tommy wanted to do some docking but were dismayed to find they are both circumcised. They played bologna tips instead.

by Falter Ego January 3, 2012