Braegger's definitions

tripstipation

A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroom.

Scott: I haven't pooped since I left home four days ago.

Sunshine: Oh my heck! It looks like you've got a little tripstipation.

by Braegger July 6, 2007

lipbeard

A small patch of hair growing just below the bottom lip, refered to in some circles as a "soul patch".

Check out the lipbeard on that one, he thinks he's the one.

by Braegger July 14, 2007