Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida June 14, 2007

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

Trojan course

The bread and dips you get fed at the start of a Greek meal to fill you up before the really good stuff is served.

We had the banquet last night. They have us so much pasta to begin with I couldn't even touch the lobster by the time it arrived. It was a real trojan course.

by The Salty Albatross September 20, 2016

Trojan asshole

A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything

"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"

by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018

Trojan Whored

When you meet up with your significant other, only to find they have gathered all your side pieces.

After Graysons girl went through his phone, she trojan whored him on his birthday.

by Parmee February 22, 2021

Trojan Chuck 'n Run

Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.

Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".

My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023