can you take the trash out

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.

"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"

by palpate June 5, 2016

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018

Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.

Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011

Trash canning

The act of placing a trash can in the middle of a busy street int he middle of the night and watching a car unexpectedly strike it.

Travis - "hey man, remember when we went trash canning and that truck hit our roadblock and almost crashed?"

jason - "yea man, that was awesome"

Travis - "yea, it was awesome. Nest time we'll use your mom as the roadblock. After all, she is a cum dumpster."

by ROFL-Chopper February 3, 2010

Trash canning

While in a moving vehicle, a passenger will grab a trash can from someone's drive way and hold it whilst going down the street. After moving down a few houses, the passenger will then throw the trash can they are holding into someone else's trash can.

Kerry and Alicia went trash canning after leaving the IHOP.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Trash-Canning

An anti-social statement to one's sexual partner whereas the mark is forced to shit -as a laugh, hence the term: Trash-canning. Trash-canning is funny! An act of rectal plunging. Mind Games: When you want to think of an excuse to dump someone. Trash-canning is funny!

Mario was Trash-Canning Princess and succeeded in getting her to poop!

by Doll-Fish June 1, 2007

trash candroid

noun - refering to the little green Android guy, drawn in the shape of a trash can. Usually doodled while one is avoiding some type of academic studying. Occasionally has been known to be positioned next to bits of rubbish, a light pole, and a city bench.

Hunter decided to draw trash candroid instead of studying for his Genetics test.

by Lisahe April 22, 2011