Torkish

as in Tork_110, star of webcomic Tales From The Duh (adj) in a state of sexual readiness and excitement; horny, randy.

Though I was feeling Torkish, my wife rebuffed my advances, claiming to have a headache.

by Pharaoh Mobius June 20, 2003

Torkel

to stagger while walking due to intoxication.

After a hard night drinking he torkeled up the road into the distance.

by CeePeeEee May 25, 2017

torked

retarded
or mentally challenged

Matt is torked, therefore, he requires specila care.

by St. Dumbfuck June 16, 2007

Torkin'

When someone twerks, but totally shouldn't. This can include the elderly, the obese, the drunken, and in general the unappealing sort.

Miley Cyrus is a famous torker due to her unfortunate torkin' event.

by Christopher Schmleeves February 7, 2017

torkian

1) Torkian, also known as a MILF hunter, is out to look for mothers of young children to seduce, and to just for the right to tell just about anyone that their mom is hot. He responds to every sentence with "your mom"

2) Fat, Huge, Big, Tubby, Chubs, Jiggle-Rolls, Bozorg

3) Claims to "own" everyone, but really only a few select kids like Fat-Josh and Sean

1) Person : Yo want to do something tonight?
Torkian: YOUR MOM wants to do something tonight!

2) Yo, Fat-Josh looks mad torkian today

3) Person : You're being really gay
Torkian:Yo Shut up i OWN you

by Pablo Rainman April 23, 2006

torkworld

A website started in 2000 that usually has nothing on it, but gets spammed on every IRC server on the internet.

It later evolved into an underground record company for rappers.

Hey, get your free Viagra at www.torkworld.cjb.net

by penisman September 22, 2004

Torke

A sheep dog or person with no eyes. Usually refers to someone with more hair than face.

He's such a torke how can he see with all that hair in his face.

The torke is out rounding up sheep with the shephard.

Hes as blind as a torke!

by Savard July 14, 2006