torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak

Torred unicorn is a savage

by Cammed Scat Pack August 09, 2018

tor-mentor

Someone who ostensibly is there to help you, but ends up being more of a pain-in-the-you-know-what than a benefit.

Parents need to learn to "back off" sometimes and let their children make their own choices when it would safe/moral to do so; said well-meaning adults don't want to be viewed by their offspring as tor-mentors.

by QuacksO December 30, 2018

Rekt'd-tor Scale

Level of how badly someone gets "Rekt" in a game on a scale of 1-10

Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".

by DrStrangewolf August 27, 2015

Can,tor

You can do it, not can’t...do it

You can,tor do that last set of bench

by Frenchfries30mins June 03, 2018

lar tor n

lar tor n, just lar tor n.

Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"

"it is i, the great lar tor n."

And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.

by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024

Tor arne

UGLY mean mf that dosent care abt any other peoples feelings

Tor Arne is a mean mf

by SHUT THE FUGG UP SONDRE November 22, 2021

Tor

Tor is Knut hermann’s dad and alongside gunn he tortures the poor boy by mainly killing his beloved høna and sometimes by locking him in the basement to starve.

Tor served in the USSR as elite commander on the east front where he survived 7 shots to the head and 2 tank shots.

He also has a very squeaky voice.

Haha I’m torturing this chicken like I’m Tor

by HaterBortennis69 August 12, 2020