Toot
Toot by Word stock February 15, 2026
toot and scoot
The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.
Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.
Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.
After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.
toot and scoot by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
toot it up
toot it up by swagballer2357 October 29, 2018
toot on the booger
Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.
toot on the booger by Qorn36 July 8, 2010
toot burglar
Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".
toot burglar by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017
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