Toot

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lori: wow toot is so cool!
isa: girl its tot

by loripori January 31, 2024

Toot

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Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

Toot

To ask if someone wants to hear your horn or other wind instrument.

Toot that horn

by Word stock February 15, 2026

toot and scoot

The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.

Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.

After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.

by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

toot it up

"like back it up"

you better toot that shit up. toot it up up jennifer!

by swagballer2357 October 29, 2018

toot on the booger

Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.

A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.

by Qorn36 July 8, 2010

toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017