two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color

Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.

by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020

Tony Bliar

Tony Bliar is a deliberate misspelling of the name of a former British Prime Minister called Tony Blair. The term originates from the fact that Mr Blair was famous for conveying facts in a manner that was not uncommonly untruthful. For example he lied to the British people telling them there was intelligence that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction capable of being launched to the UK in 45 minutes. The truth was there were no WMD and the lie took the UK into war with Iraq along with the US.

That's not true, you are a total Tony Bliar

by Mikieman January 31, 2012

tonesha

A gorgeous hard working woman who knows what she wants out of life, isn't afraid to take risk, very outspoken and out going, loves to shop, she loves to cuddle only with the right one. When she say she will do something, just know that it will get done no matter what. She is a good friend, and she wishes to have other friends who are just like her. She is loyal, down to earth, and very successful. She is a real keeper. If you find a Tonesha you better keep her on your team!!

I am so in love with Tonesha, she is one of a kind!

by ToomuchDeal1 January 10, 2017

Tony's Trippler

A delicious delicacy that haunts the souls of nonbelievers of the "takseys backseys" rule. Some people say it still roams the streets of Memphis to these days, searching for his lost, neglecting owner...Issac...Issac.

I couldn't sleep last night because the Tony's Trippler was haunting my dreams.

by JESSEELROY March 19, 2018

Tony Stark

Best boy y'all have ever seen, fuckin love him, give this man some love that's all he needs just love him 3000 goddamn marvel why

" who's a gOoD bOy? "
" Tony Stark " I reply, sobbing.

by gimmeyocheesecracker July 26, 2019

Two Foot Tony

When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.

Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020

Tony Harrison

Tony Harrison is possibly the most hilarious character ever created in television history. He appears in the episode "Nanegeddon" of the TV series "The Mighty Boosh."
You should be embarassed if you don't know who he is.

Tony Harrison...

"This is an outrage"
"Oh my word.... are we back to the crunch?"
"Saboo you slaaaaggggg"

by Tony H August 6, 2006