Barret TMS

A middle school in Louisville Kentucky where all the dumb kids go because they can’t afford a private school. Instead they are told to feel privileged because they’re in a magnet program. Most of these sped kids then go to Male Highschool.

“I’m a proud graduate of Barret TMS!”
Translation: “I somehow passed middle school with a 2.0 GPA”

by Bubbajehosephat September 22, 2021

tms

temporary moment of stupidity

what happens when normal people do something stupid for no reason. several instances of tms are indicative of something else

person 1: I can't believe you walked into that parked car
person 2: a real tms
person 3: shut up and get me some ice!!!

by T-do January 1, 2007

tms

An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.

Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.

by DaXi February 2, 2017

TMS

Trump Messiah Syndrome - the condition that prohibits a person from making or accepting rational criticism about Donald Trump.

Donald Trump could shoot a baby in the face and the portion of his supporters with TMS would blame the baby!

by SirEndr March 18, 2020

TMS

The Maestro Shufflers. One of the most badass shuffle "crews" there are. They dance the Melbourne Shuffle and are damn good at it. Go watch videos of them on youtube!

TMS- Danielzz is a wicked shuffler.

by Sea323 October 16, 2009

TMSTH

Too much swag to handle.

Look at that guy.
He's got tmsth.

by tmsth11 September 8, 2013

TMS Syndrome

TMS Syndrome stands for Too Much Swag Syndrome. It is used to sarcastically describe how cool and sexy you'd look when wearing an egotistic and unorthodox outfit.

Guy 1 - *laughs* Look at Billy wearing those sparkly gold sunglasses and tux.
Guy 2 - *sarcastically* Yeah he's rocking that look he looks like he has TMS Syndrome.

by My_name_here July 9, 2014