tlDR

1. text length DESTROYED RETINAS!

2. text length DESTROYS RETINAS!

1. I actually read all that, but tlDR (text length DESTROYED RETINAS!) Im blind Im blind!!

2. Dude, Im not going to read that because your tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS)!

3. Warning: tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS!)

by AGNT009 February 26, 2011

tldr

What u say when u read Octavian's posts on teh forums.

"I AM EMPOERER OCTIAVIAN AND MY GUILD IS A ZERG GUIL AND WE ARE....
...

...

SO THERE TO ALL OF YOU BLAH!!!1"

"zomg, tldr!"

by tehanteetar March 1, 2005

TLDR

Too long, did read anyway.
Not to be confused with the antonym TLDNR (meaning too long, did not read).
Used when a post is incredibly wordy but the reader decides to plow through it anyway.

-OMG the OP wrote a novel!
-Yeah but it's relevant to my interests. TLDR.

by versusterminus September 8, 2011

TLDR

Something some weird guy with a long ass beard makes up for “too long didn’t read”

Sorry that post you tagged me in was TLDR”

by KaykaymarieFouts October 25, 2018

tlDr

Too Long Dick, its Radioactive.

When his penis is so large you mistake it for a radioactive object.

I was going to fuck Jimmy last night but he's a total tlDr so i had to go get my geiger counter instead

by Long dick lance December 5, 2018

TLDR

Was looking it up but it was to long to read

It's TLDR

by Breeze6534 May 23, 2020

TLDR

Stands for 'Too Long Didn't Read'. Typically applies to when a female sends a long paragraph about her emotions and the mansss is no longer whipped enough to respond. Might lead you to be broken up with but you can't rlly be surprised by that.

"I just feel like you never listen to me and ever since..."

"sorry bbyting but that txt woz TLDR ttyl XD"

by iamquitegoodatgolf June 16, 2020