Puff The Magic Dragon

The name of a children's song sung by Peter, Paul and Mary which is passed off as fairy tale but really about smoking pot.

You smoke pot Foucher!

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.

Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.

by Olive989 March 1, 2023

puff the magic dragon

smoke a bong or just go smoke weed

"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"

by jordybear92 May 15, 2008

Puff the Magic Dragon

A new blue man act.

Hey! The blue man group just did Puff the Magic Dragon! That's copyrighted material! Let's start a riot!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016