Three Little Birds

An amazing, amazing song by Bob Marley

"Don't worry
about a thing
cause every little thing
is gonna be alright"
-Three Little Birds

by smoke two joints September 29, 2008

three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.

So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show

by YAWA July 16, 2017

Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

three-weeking

Giving someone three weeks of not talking or interacting with them because they pissed you off so bad.

-Yeah that was lame of Jean-paul I am three-weeking him now.
-You are three-weeked, good bye!

by Dustinhoweawesome March 1, 2010

three hour tour

Something that takes longer than expected. The term is a reference to Gilligan's Island, in which the characters take off for a 3 hour tour but end up stranded on an island.

"How was your bike ride?"
"Sucked, it ended up being a three hour tour after John lost the map"

by aqua_scummm April 18, 2008

three trash bags struggle dusty

Typically black men who are consistently unemployed. They usually have multiple children by multiple women and refuse to pay child support, protect or provide from them. They tend to mooch off of other family members, playing video games all day, smoking marijuana or using other illegal substances. They sleep on an air mattress with bugs crawling on the ceiling and are content with being complete failures in the black community. They are usually high school drop outs and sell drugs late at night calling themselves "street pharmacists." They have an inferiority complex and blame white men for it. They are angry about it and too afraid to challenge the dominance of white men in society so they date white women as a way to compete with white men and/or make white men angry. They usually want to be supported by the women they date and refuse to get a job. They use white supremacy as an excuse for their "plight." They carry around three metaphorical trash bags: "dereliction, degeneracy and drama". They like to call themselves "kings" but have no kingdom. They enjoy being in prison to sleep with other men and are ecstatic to have three free meals per day. They have no goals, aspirations or plans to make their communities safer. They are comfortable taking on a feminine role in the black community and expect black women to carry the weight of the black community while at the same time chastise them for being too "masculine."

Tanya: "Tyrone still owes me $150,000 in back child support because he won't get a job to help me support his children."
Shondra: "Girl, you know he ain't nothing but a three trash bags struggle dusty. He doesn't want to work because he's too lazy."

by Jaja Dannevik October 20, 2021