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Thompson Deep

1. Adjective, for a male to insert his penis so far into a womans vagina that his testicles are pressing violently against her body.

Similar to balls deep

2. Adjective, to be so deep in conversation that one or all participants burst into tears.

Similar to a deep and meaningfull
Q. Yo Joshy, you got Thompson deep in that bitch last night?

A. Narr man she wanted to talk to me, but i just got Thompson deep in her moist muff instead
by Da Filth January 17, 2009
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Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin
Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .
by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019
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thwapple

A lewd and cruel act of revenge in which penis owner removes a snapple (usually diet) from a shelf or refrigerator of somebody who has wronged them, open it (hearing the snap) pour out approximately half of the beverage, and film themselves filling the container with their own urine. they will then thwap their penis against the container for a few minutes, and end the filming process by panning the camera to a hand written note with the target's full name and date written on it.

They then heat the container in the microwave until it is near boiling temperature, and replace the lid. As the liquid cools in the sealed container, the remaining gas and liquid will contract, causing suction which will snap the lid back down, to make it appear as though the container has not been tampered with. The container will be returned.

After the beverage has certainly been consumed, the video will be sent to the target from a burner phone, in a message saying something like "this was a thwapple, not a diet snapple."

(Note, diet snapple is traditionally used because it both masks the taste of urine better, and because people who drink them tend to be horrible.)
"So, Billy got arrested. He told me he gave his boss a thwapple. He said he pissed in her drink, sealed it, hit his junk on it, then sent her a video of it after she drank it. She recognized the shape of his penis, and called the cops. He is basically fucked now, but that shit was hilarious."
by AlexKay245 October 8, 2019
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Thapp

That’s so thapp of you
by The THAPPER November 2, 2023
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Throapee

The act of using force and leverage during oral sex in order to produce gagging, watering eyes, gasps for breaths of air and the occasional vomiting.
During last night's throapee session with Jennifer, her eyes teared up so bad that her make up ran and she ruined my new sheets.
by proxy1212 June 22, 2007
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Thompson

The act of taking a girl home from a night out but only cuddling with her until you both fall asleep.

The act of satisfying the need for a girlfriend with a casual cuddle with a random biddy.
'I pulled another Thompson last night'
'You have to take her on a date after the 3rd Thompson man"
by HOL[345] September 22, 2018
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jim thorpe

one of the greatest and most versatile american athletes of all time. won olympic gold in the pentathlon and decathlon at the 1912 olympics. also played college and pro football.

in college he played running back, defensive back, placekicker and punter for carlisle, a little indian school. while at carlisle he was the key component in what is considered to be one of the greatest games ever played, carlisle vs army. in this game carlisle upset the national powerhouse army 27-6. in mordern terms this would be like the New Mexico blowing out OU or Auburn.

as a couple of fun side note in a game against Penn, Thorpe acting in his role as punter, punted the ball down the field. he then sprinted down field and caught his own punt before it hit the ground and ran it a further 20 yards for a touchdown. in the game against army, thorpe had a 92-yard touchdown run which was called back due to a teammate's penalty. so he followed up with a 97-yard touchdown run the very next play. once again against army: army linebacker Dwight Eisenhower, the very same Eisenhower who would go on to be a war hero and president of the united states, and a fellow army teammate attempted to high-low Thorpe late after a play. Thorpe saw them coming and nimbly jumped out of the way, however he waited long enough before evading the hit that Eisenhower and his teammate collided, giving each of them an injury that would eventually end their careers as football players.
jim thorpe is the greatest athlete to have ever lived!
by dlm4 April 19, 2011
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