Package in the male!

When a male is wearing pants that are so tight you can see his package.

A package in the male is the male equivalent to camel toe.

Damn, he's got a package in the male!

I never knew Chris was a man WTF. PACKAGE IN THE MALE!

by Hobozilla January 7, 2009

The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.

Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.

by The Bombest May 11, 2010

The Works Package

Oral sex where the recipient, in addition to the basic genital package, also receives a thorough tongue bath of the anal and "taint" regions....because the works package always includes the undercarriage.

I was glad I'd taken the time to shave the southern pass, because Sally gave me a blow job with the works package.

by Dan92672 June 22, 2011

Tlp Package

You have a guy a "wanna be country guy" who drive his daddy's truck that knows nothing about it and agrees with you about everything you say. These are usually lifted, leather seats, sun roof to these guys think they are everything in a bag of chips but really they are not. Tlp package means (Tiny little pecker)

Hey man I like your truck
"Oh thanks I don't know much about it."
Wait is this your truck?

"Nah this is my dad's."
Dude this guy is the totally the tlp package.

by Kinglarsen84 October 5, 2019

cum package

A package filled with cum(semen).Can be used to coat ur dildo and impregnate girls.

Im gonna use a cum package to coat my dildo with cum

by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

endurance package

a girl that has the goods to take the dick all night long; what really women have over super models.

Hey Garrett, that chick may not be the girl of your dreams, but she does have the endurance package so you won't have to worry about breakin her before your done.

by Bjbubble March 8, 2009

Wacky Packages

A set of bubble gum card styled stickers produced by the Topps Chewing Gum company, with pictures of spoofed household products. A "non-sport" card. The concept later spawned Garbage Pail Kids.

Wacky Package spoofs include Mountain Goo, Dums (for the dummy), Duzn't Detergent, and Life Servers candy.

by Wacco February 7, 2004