Dragging a dead body through the mud

When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field

Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

play in the mud

Having sexual relations with a black person.

Leroy tried to hit on me at the bar...but I told him I don't play in the mud.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

stick in the mud

When you tuck your cock back under and poop on it.

I had to pull a Stick in the Mud before I was ready to give her the Cleveland Steamer.

by Chad L. R September 25, 2007

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

Stick In the Mud

Is a nickname for gay sex

John and Obama were doing the stick in the mud routine, when i opened the door.

by JoeJoe860 October 4, 2008

Ran it through the mud

When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.

After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.

by onehunglo October 4, 2020

dick in the mud

The act of Anal Butt and she/he/it shit into the partner penis

I was with Cindy last Night and she really gave Me a Dick in the Mud.

by Pizza guy 37 July 10, 2016