Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Get in the fucking sea 

When you’re on the South Coast, most notably Southsea, and someone is being a total din they should always be advised to get in the fucking sea

Boy is being a total din
Girl ‘get in the fucking sea’

Get in the fucking sea by Naty D April 17, 2020

Give joel the fucking noodles

Just give him the fucking noodles man it’s law

Oh yea i have noodles Give joel the fucking noodles its law

Give joel the fucking noodles by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox 

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

the fucking man 

1) Someone who's job it is to fuck
2) Like the man but far more superior

1) I just got some action off the fucking man
2) I am so good, I am the fucking man

the fucking man by Lee June 22, 2004

I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.

Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

I'll beat the fucking shit out of you by nikkijinx May 5, 2010

The Fucking Point

The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.

"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"

"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."

The Fucking Point by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012