the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

the three finger shocker

The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers

I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.

by Machew August 27, 2016

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.

Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.

by salt daddy October 24, 2014

Giving the Ring Finger

Like the middle finger, except giving the ring finger is just another way of saying, "I'm married." Showing the ring on your finger.

Dale: Dude, some lady asked me to go to dinner tonight!

Bob: Nice dude, what'd you say!?

Dale: Nothing, I just gave her the ring finger and walked away!

Bob: Oh...you must LIKE giving the ring finger...

by TheBEANBEANBEAN January 5, 2011

Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger

A Common name used for the cool history teacher Mr.Winger.

Person1: Hey who do you have for 4th period?

Person 2:Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger..

by Martha Barreto May 2, 2005

dont finger the nigger

unhappy cotton picker

dont finger the nigger because if you fingered my nigger and now shes claiming rape...i just remembered, she has no rights because she a filthy woman and a niggerdyke.

by the straight james charles December 2, 2019