Earnest the Clown

To have sex in the earhole

Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday

by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009

ouchy the clown

1. an evil clown who has his own website
2. dominatrix clown
3. prolific in humiliation
4. well versed in straight razor shaving - male and female
5. DJ
6. legitimate meeting mediator

I can't believe that ouchytheclown.com is a real dude on a real website. That is some sick shit.

by Bud E Love May 9, 2003

punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.

Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.

by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012

Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

Fucko the clown

The uk prime minister Bo Jo or boris Johnson.

I cant stand fucko the clown.

by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021

BoJo the Clown

A nickname coined for the UK’s onetime Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, because he consistently came across as such a blundering clown.

Oh let’s just get rid of BoJo the Clown, he is a laughingstock and his circus act will most certainly fold with a vote of no confidence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023