Chicken of the Beads

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea

After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.

by JumboCookie December 16, 2008

Worldwide Day Of The Beans

May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.

Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?

Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...

by MagicalMike187 June 5, 2018

Pull the bars up on the crib

And expression used to signify the intention of taking a long nap.

"Man, when I get outta class I am gonna get some chinese food with extra MSG and pull the bars up on the crib."

by Chris Giarraputo December 9, 2004

don't spill the beans

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.

"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."

by RedWater June 30, 2009

give me the beans

A simple phrase to use in nearly any situation, but make sure that when you use it, people don't think less of you. Use it for comedic purposes.

Mom: Hey, I dropped that. Could you give it to me?
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.

by CuberPS4 (follow me on Twitch) March 18, 2020

Off The Beans

Really good, the best, beacause with a roast the beans are really good covered in gravy.

Kid looks at a hotted up car,

Kid: Woah look at that car.

Friend: Yea its off the beans.

by JedWilk December 29, 2007

scooping the beans

Well obviously if you found this, you know what "beans" are- but just for for your pleasure i'll tell you bout that too- beans yeah in the taco!
-so scooping the beans is to finger a taco (pussy), but the important part about "scooping the beans" is the fact that you can only use your pinkies b/c otherwise you may get a little too much bean in the taco and it'll get a little "cheesy"

Last time Matt was scooping the beans he forgot to add the secret sauce!!

by My Little Beaner March 19, 2004