May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.
Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?
Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...
Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...
by MagicalMike187 May 14, 2018