A pejorative word used to describe one that exudes the characteristics of "hot" "messy" garbage. This definition is often debated among girls who cuddle on guys' couches and become hot messes themselves. Girl(usually a chemist) would say it means a sexy mess. Guy(usually a broker) usually says its....well, hot garbage
by BA Broker December 06, 2011
when a girl says fair hot it means fairly hott aka get in my pants immediatley or i will jump into yours
by smigdaddy March 04, 2012
by corinne mason March 07, 2005
Girl says: Man, I really need to get my freak on I got a hott Pussy
Guy says: Well, I have a bed you know?
Girl says: Well, got a condom?
Guy says: No
Girl says: Oh well, if I get pregnant slide the hannger up my leg.
Guy says: Well, I have a bed you know?
Girl says: Well, got a condom?
Guy says: No
Girl says: Oh well, if I get pregnant slide the hannger up my leg.
by Michelle Betch November 11, 2009
The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
by Free6000 December 09, 2008
by kelly April 18, 2005