Mystical unicorn who is often associated with a tight ass and likes to eat snottle cront on toast, which is only grown on illegal Mexican plantations owned by carlos wiley and his best friends paco paolo. lives in a castle in Greenland.
TA is in my pants right now.
by zschlerqeena pinch March 17, 2007

by Jay Jay January 13, 2004

A young man with a very huge cock. A ta has girls drooling over him for sex and will do anything for it to have it with him.
Girl 1: ''' I had a greatest time of my life last night
Girl 2: ''what happened ''
Girl 1: ''ta happened ''
Girl 2: ''what happened ''
Girl 1: ''ta happened ''
by Tictoc_ March 10, 2016

by The TAF man January 21, 2021

Often used by drunken residents of Worcester County, Massachusetts. Ta is an expression that is used to respond to a statement with the effect of "I wasn't listening to you and I don't really care about that." Originated at Rieatta Ranch Flea Market.
Person 1: "It rained cats and dogs here in Arizona today!"
Person 2: "Ta!"
Person 1: "mmkay.. have you been drinking again, Tituba?"
Person 2: "Ta!"
Person 1: "mmkay.. have you been drinking again, Tituba?"
by negal01 January 19, 2007

See also toaster apprentice.
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."
by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004
