The person wore the new clothes he bought at workeven though he wasn’t sure he was keeping them!Then tries to return to the store all soiled,expecting to get a return ,lmao.I definitely laughed when I heard this,and replied what “tart”
In females.. When gasses leave the anus and roll anteriorly, getting stuck as they are forced into the vagina and become trapped in the labia majora. Resulting in a secondary expulsion of air, that requires a rock from side to side to expel the trapped fart.
While in the break room, the nurse was trying to conceal a fart from her coworkers. The tight jeans she was wearing caused a tart to form requiring her to rock in her chair.. This resulted in the familiar “pop” as trapped flatulence exited her vagina, and continued its journey outward, into the world.. 🌍