shwumpy

Rough, uneven, or cracked pavement or other type of ground. Something that would not be desirable to travel over with small wheels such as those of a skateboard.

I don't think I can roll through this way, the sidewalk's all shwumpy!

by crookie_monster May 31, 2016

Slumpy Henderson

A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.

What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.

Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 12, 2017

Swampy D

A swampy D is specific towards female human life forms that weigh in under 400 lbs typically 250+- lbs. This Human life form like the moisture pig and swamp donkey pretty much just sit around and eats and sweats as well as the being loud, obnoxious, and very opinionated.

They typically are fighters and are more athletic than the moisture pig.

Wow that swampy D is obnoxious, rude and opinionated. Let’s go Stan in another line.

Man I can’t get a word in edgewise due to this swampy d talking over me.

by Bshifters December 15, 2019

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

Donk Swampy

A girls vag after 3 days of not showering; a really all around nasty bitch.

"Did you eat that girls pussy last night man? "
"HELL NO! When I took off her pants her gine was DONK SWAMPY!!!!"

"MAN DAT BITCH IS DONK SWAMPY! "

by cookiefish June 20, 2017

Shumpy

A sweatshirt which lacks a hood. (non zip up)

She looked disgusting while wearing that old shumpy.

by Shumpy876345 September 25, 2009

spumpy

my life

you look spumpy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019